February 18, 2008 — 0600 HST

George H. W. Bush, whose harebrained spawn is the current U. S. president, today endorsed insufferable open-borders globalist John McCain for president. Read about it on the CNN Web site by clicking here.

Reporters later asked questions of the lying cretin from Arizona. One asked about the United States’ relationship with that seething cesspool of crime and corruption down south, Mexico. MSNBC quickly tried to end its live coverage just after the question was asked, but not before a haggared-looking McCain stated that he wanted to ’strengthen ties’ with the hostile nation that has been invading us for years.

The Republican Party appears doomed.